On November 20th I recieved the following email from my good friend Chipper out in California

Brian,

After looking at your website, I decided to send you some mail. Basically, I think my ass kicks the shit outta yours for multiple reasons. 1) My ass is really me, as my face is in the picture - yours could be a "model"... who knows? 2) My ass is targeting an unsuspecting sleeping Indian, while yours is quite dormant 3) Yours is too damn white. So enjoy my ass, and exploit it as you probably will. For now, I'm gonna go use mine for what it was made for.

Dave

P.S. I didnt know where to send this based on the web site. It said if you are NOT sending a challenge, send it to the "challenges@typicalcrap.net" address. That made no sense to me, so i just sent it to you.

Under normal circumstances I would have responded to this message right away - but it's going to take me a few days to digest this (or any solid foods for that matter).