I. The Boxing Match, or The Mutual Destruction Challenge
For (1) boxing match of predetermined length, as predetermined by the taskmasters of The Strand (killing machine ltd.) in Providence, RI, three (3) aforunmentioned challengers shall do battle in an attempt to be the ultimate victor of said match. In this paragraph we estimate by way of internet description that those three challengers will include at least, but only Greg DeSamtos (Batman), Brian Perrry (Aquaman), and/or Ralfh Super (Aquaman). Challengers will enter the ring on a collectively chosen date (June 12, 2002) but none of the challengers will be allowed to date one another on this night, as all three will be simultaneously forgoing the one-on-one fiascoes usually associated with such conventions and instead acquiring the wherewithal to fiasco in an one-on-one manner associated with the modern idea of Menage a Trois, minus sexual connotations that are most certainly being created in your mind right now by the unappropriate firing of chemical signals between the neurons of your brain, you uncontrollable mind pervert.

IX. Why, by the by, why?
For years (1), said challengers have dreamt of abiding in an abode together, which blazes the trails for an unfortunate situation in that rooms for said abode are in some ways unequal, and, being alive, Aquaman, Batman, and Nightwing do not want to live in the smallest room, as it is full of rats and dying. Thus the challenge. The first to fall in the match (or the competitor judged to have finished in last place) will have no privileges except that he or she will likely get beat up less or more than the others, a circumstance that certainly appears to have been out of his or her control, based on his or her lack of fighting prowess. The second to fall (or the competitor judged to have finished in second place) will acquire, in spirit, the attributes which will allow him the opportunity to choose second in the room choosing portion of our game (lives). The ultimate victor (the only competitor left standing, or the competitor judged to have finished in first place) will be graced not only with the privilege of choosing his most preferred room, but also be graced with the self-actualizing realization that although he is certainly a sensitive and smooth man, he is also the type of man who can inflict major damage upon multiple men multipletaneously.

V. Addendums
a. No alliances shall be made between the competitors of the boxing match. Every man for himself means something, even in this, the information age, and therefore no two men may ally themselves in the purpose of defeating another man, and no three men may ally themselves against the referee, and etc., as that would be jumping the horse.
b. All competitors will agree to and abide by the decisions and regulations put forth by the Strand Masters, their judges, referees, and personalities.
c. If some unforeseen series of events occurs causing fighting at The Strand to be unpossible, the match will be fought "Fight Club" style, in the woods or possibly in the desert, although boxing gloves will be used, as we're not idiots.
d. If some unforeseen Empire has created a Death Star of modern inclinations, and Earth goes the way of Alderaan, then Brian Perrry will automatically live in the largest room, Greg DeMastos and Ralfh Super will cohabitate in the smallest room, and the medium sized room will be occupied by the ghost of Tom Joad.

CLXXIX. If you're confused:
To summarize, Brian (Nightwing), Greg (Batman), and Ralfh (Aquaman) are going to live together in a house next year that contains one big, one medium, and one small sized bedroom. To decide who gets first pick, second pick, and last pick of the bedrooms, the three of us will be getting into the ring at the same time and beating the crap out of each other. This will most likely occur on June 12, 2002, at The Strand in Providence, RI.