1. Full name: Brian Collin Perry 2. Preferred fake name: Rivers Perry 3. Superhero name: Nightwing 4. Birthdate: January 2, 1980 5. Birthplace: Warwick, RI 6. Hair color: Brown (but it was blonde for such a long time)

8. Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: Not if I was only peeing. It try to but in the college enviornment it is tough to find soap sometimes. If I can't find soap I tend to lick my hands clean.

9. Favorite flavor: Sour Apple

10. Amount of time you can hold your breath: Under one minute

11. If you could lie about your average bowling score to any one celebrity, that celebrity would be: I have no reason to lie about my average bowling score

12: Favorite professional foosball player: John Paul Duphany

13. Most peaceful life experience: That moment performing on stage when you can no longer see the crowd. Every time that happens it equals the best moment of my life.

14. What kind of soap do you use: Dove White

15. Least favorite liquid: Blood

16. The state in the continental USA you'd most want people to be residing in while viewing this bio: New Jersey (fuck NJ)

17. Movie character most aligned with your personality: Jason Schwartzman's "Max Fischer" in Rushmore

18. Fill in the blank: Brothers by contractor bags

19: Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing: Less Than Jake, Alkaline Trio, At The Drive-In. In fact I would gladly trade in my hearing if the last sound I heard was At The Drive-In playing live again.

20. Age at which you'll start pretending to be senile: Never

21. Age at which you'll really be senile: 50

22. Favorite 3 holidays: Rotary Day, Christmas, Beer Golf Day (the wed. of Marist senior week)

23. If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick: Mario Tennis (N64)

24. Shoe size: 10.5

25: Favorite type of exercise: Running

26. The way you'd like to die: Performing in front of a large crowd.

27. Least favorite sports team: Marist Football

28. Best lifestyle improv moment from the last month: Talking with a girl I knew from freshman year who said that she felt so bad for me because my dad was never home due to his secret service job.

29. Favorite place to perform: The Nelly Goletti Theatre - never again will I encounter such an easy to please crowd.

30. Example of a time when your comedy went horribly wrong: Pulling a prank on Ryan and Chip mid "monkey torture" sketch at the AS220. Not only did it ruin the sketch but it resulted in anger within the group (gimmie the keys!) right in the middle of a show. Runners up are 'Millionare Extreme' and 'Mama Mia's Italian Ristorante' the two worst sketches I have ever written. I'm looking forward to adding to this list in the future.

31. At what age did you learn that Santa Clause was a lie? Thats a tough one. I'm not really sure when I picked up on that one. What I do know is that after I found out the truth I pretended to believe when my brother. Turns out that he found out around the same time I did so we were both pretending in front of each other for no reason for a year or two. Good times.

32. Which Back Street Boy is the sexiest? I don't know the Backstreet Boys too well. I do remeber that I never understood why girls found them attractive. N-Sync on the other hand - I wold blow all those dudes. Just gimme one more beer.

33. What is your least favorite vegetable? Peas. They taste bad and they are tough to eat. Not a good combo.

34. What happened on the worst date you ever went on? I don't really date all that much (I can't bring my PC) so I don't have too many horror stories. I did however have my car battery die (my mom's car actually) while I was enjoying some female commany in a parking lot. Explaining that one was no easy task.

35. Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not? Negatory. I am to much of a pussy to get one. My fear of needles is an issue in that department. If I was to get one today it would definately be the Alkaline Trio skull/heart logo on my right arm.

36. Have you ever farted out loud unintentionally in a crowded area? Where, and what happened? I did that once in operating systems class. No one let on that they noticed.

37. Have you ever cromited? Yes. I had the flu and a mean case of the shits. They hit me so hard that I puked on the bathroom wall while crapping. You hear that ladies?

38. What was your first job? I was a caddy at The Alpine Country Club. I really enjoyed the various jobs and years I spent there.

39. What was your GPA in High School? B ish. Grades don't affect me.

40. Did you ever date or want to date a cheerleader? I did date a cheerleader for a short time in high school. Meh.

41. Have you ever eaten escargot? Yeah I tried duck once.

42. Elvis or Beatles? I have been digging the new indie pop trend as of late and since that wouldn't be here with out the beetles I am going to go with Elvis.

43. Complete this sentence: Your misfortune is our portal into insanity.

44. If you could have a piece of furniture upholstered in Contractor Bags, what would it be? A loveseat. I would seduce a woman on it, and play my sweet love mix loud enough to be heard over the noise that the contractor bag makes.

45. Do you have siblings? I have one balljob.

46. Which Political Party do you affiliate yourself with? The party system is fucked. Why should I choose a side to support. Thats just stupid.

47. Have you ever voted? I put in for an absentee ballot for the Gore / Bush election. It never came. I would have voted Gore.

48. At what age do you plan to marry? Married with kids by 30

49. What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you? I was nearly arrested by the mexican police for public urination. That scared the absolute shit out of me.

50. If you could donate one million dollars to a philanthropic society or charity, which would it be? I would create a non profit arts club. The club would hold monthly improv workshops. Another thing I would do is give money to the open source development community.

51. What are you going to be for Halloween this year? I don't know how I can top my last two costumes - 1/2 of a set of Blue Balls and Colonel Sanders. I have always thought about attempting a full on Nightwing getup would be fun. I have also always had a concept that is more of a performance than a costume... but I don't want to give that away.

52. Pepsi or Coke? This is tricky. If coke I go cherry coke. If pepsi I go pepsi tiwst (more often than not with some JD mixed in)

53. Stolen from Fight Club, but great question: If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight? All out street brawl with George W. Bush

54. If it was OK to punch a woman, which female celebrity would you punch in the face? Tina Fey. Don't get me wrong here - I really admire her. I just want to her face to match and I think that she needs a huge scar on the other side of her face. That way maybe I wouldn't spend all of Weekend Update staring at the side of her face that has the scar.

55. Do you have any pets? 1 (1) hyperactive crosseyed dog named tipsy and one cat named Jazzy. Sometimes they mount each other.

56. So far, which challenge has been the most enjoyable? I really enjoyed Diuretic Doom but Home Depot was truly a one of a kind thing. The response that challenge recieved throughout the internet is something that I will never forget. We may never be able to top that challenge. Finding out that the CEO of home depot read my journal was one of the proudest moments of my life.

57. If you could change the past, what one major world event would you change? I would erase huge chunks of the first semester of my Senior year.

58. Do you floss daily? I don't and due to that I have a face (face!) full of fillings.

59. Thrifty or Spend-thrift? What the hell is spend thrift. If that means that I spend money that I fit that bill. My man Nate singlehandedly taught me how to spend money.

60. Do you sing in the shower? About 50 % of the time. Recently I have only been singing "Lean on Me".

61. Which do you enjoy more, Hockey or Baseball? Video game hockey.

62. If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be? Vinny from Less Than Jake. I want to know what it is like to tour and see the whole world while heading up the best band in the world.

63. Do you like to cook? I like to cook but I hate to clean it. Good beer is a necessary accessory for my trips into the realm of cooking.

64. Slob or Neat-nik? Obsessive neat-nik

65. What is your favorite breakfast cereal? Berry Berry Kix

66. Who do you admire most? People who do what they truly love on their own terms. I hope that I live my life in a way that allows me to fit into that category. I want to be able to admire myself.

67. If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them? Interestingly enough I would probably walk right by it and prentend that it isn't even there.

68. Who would you rather have clean your front seat after the Diruetic doom...Barbara Streisand or Celine Dion? Dion because the name sounds kina like Dio. Maybe the D woud show up.

69. Is there anything that you're doing right now as you answer these questions that you would like to share with your readers? Staying awake, focusing on my body too much, and dreading another day of 9 to 5.

70. When you answered these questions, did you tell the truth? It said at the top that these questions were to be answered hooded sweatshirt didn't it? I was as honest with my bio questions as Ralph was wa-honest with his.

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