Saturday, July 6, 2002
Only 1 airhorn blast and only 1 hour
I'm so sorry to disappoint everyone, but I didn't have any lasting power during the diuretic doom challenge at all.
Posted by Greg @ 05:39 PM EST
Expect The Unexpected From A Typical Crap Challenge
I Don't Even Really Know What To Say...
Almost as quickly as it started, diuretic doom is now over - and once again I came out on top. The in car time was about 75 minutes but the lasting mental damage can not even be measured. 'Doom' may not have been a long duel but I can assure you that the finished product will be by far our best challenge yet. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Greg's audio journal is far funnier than the Home Depot journal. Also some of the stuff we caught on video is truly one of a kind. If all goes according to plan we should have all the media and a new challenge up online by midweek (note to readers: never quote me on deadlines). In the meantime I need some sleep. My body doesn't like me anymore...
Posted by Brian @ 10:41 PM EST
Monday, July 15, 2002
Meditations On A Punishment
Let's not forget that Greg has a punishment coming his way in the near future. In fact sitting around in Golfers Warehouse today (thinking about the 'golfer's warehouse advantage') I made some decisions about his punishment. For those who didn't memorize the Diuretic Doom rules (most likely only three of you) I will remind you that for losing 'Doom' Greg DeSmastos must ask out 20 girls at a mall using a script that I provide. If we take a quick look at some specifics maybe you can see where I am going with this one.
The Mall - It's gotta be Providence Place. After the Peanut Butter and Fluff walk went off without a hitch I knew for sure that this was the challenge punishment mall of choice. That should be one of their new slogans. I can't wait until stores and malls brag that they are endorsed by Typical Crap.
The Script - Equal parts serious, insane and intrusive. First off Greg will be letting his 'date' in on the news that the government is out to get him. After this Greg will have a chance to sweet talk the female into a date. Next comes a moment of stunning disorientation. Following that is a last minute ultimatium. If he gets a date out of that then more power to him. Of course the script will be far more specific than what I just described - that's all part of the fun. Another aspect of the punishment will be the physical script itself. I can hint that it will be large, difficult to hold, and embarrassing.
The Result - I can promise that this punishment will yeild interesting documantation and results for the website. I can promise that I will get to play an amusing role in the whole deal, and I can also promise that we will run a decent risk of getting our asses kicked out of the mall (or kicked by one of Greg's 'dates').
We are doing our best to get the final batch of Duiretic Doom stuff online ASAP (lies, all lies I tell you! Soylent green is people!). Soon after that we will be able to act out this amazing challenge fiasco. Until then - happy crapping.
Posted by Brian @ 09:24 PM EST
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