1.) Are you guys for real? - You bet your ass we are. I wish this was all fake - then maybe my life wouldn't be in shambles. We really do act out challenges that you guys send in, and we really do put our bodies and minds in harms way just for the entertainment of just a few thousand internet readers. We can't do em' all (nor would we want to) but what we do attempt is real 100% grade A typical crap.

2.) Who the hell is Lisa? - Every site has it's own live at home Mom from California, right? At least that's what Lisa told us. She has been following for almost the entire life of Typical Crap and as she became more vocal we decided to make her part of the crew. We thought that she had an interesting take on things, and we knew that she wasn't going to take no for an answer so we gave Lisa her own little part of the Typical Crap universe. "Inside Crap" is where Lisa gets to be Lisa - the Howard Cosell of Typical Crap. This site has always been about the community. We encourage everyone to get as involved as Lisa has - it makes things so much more fun for everyone.

3.) Shinzz, yo, whats with all that "wa" stuff? - Wa. A term so simple, yet so complex. It's time that we all know what it means.

As with anything worthwhile in life, the term wa came from the twisted Japanese minds at Nintendo. The folks at nintendo needed a new villian for Mario, and apparently gave the job to their least creative staff members. The result was an evil twin named Wario. Years pass and in Mario tennis for nintendo 64 an evil twin for Luigi was introduced. His name was Waluigi. After many hours of playing Mario Tennis in the dark with the sound replaced by various Nine Inch Nails albums we came to the conclusion that 'wa' denoted the opposite of something.

In it's simplest form 'wa' can be used like the negative sign of math fame. For example, the opposite of fire would be wafire (or wa-fire if that is more pleasing to the eyes). Hate is wa-love. It could be stated that death is wa-prefered. The simple usages can go on and on. Eventually things can get a little tricky. Note that Mario's evil twin is named Wario while Luigi's evil twin is named Waluigi. This brings us to the one and only gramatical rule of 'wa'. If 'wa' is added to a word that starts with the letter M, the M must be dropped from the word before the word is successfully wa-ed. For example the opposite of milk is wailk, not wamilk. Depending on the local dialect of wa that is spoken, sometimes the first letter is also dropped in words that start with 'A'. For example waaltoids and waltoids are both correct usages of wa. Some purists may find fault with me on this issue, but I would pronounce that waltoids.

If you just take a moment and think logically you can easily see the true power of wa. With a little knowledge of 'wa' our president could turn the defecit into a wadefecit. Sadly our president has nothing but waknowledge to provide. If I could just get my hands on a vile filled with WAIDS I could have all the unprotected sex I wanted (sadly I usually just end up having wasex). Use this waold knowledge well and promise me that you won't use it for wagood.

4.) Uh... how come there are no more questions on the FAQ page? - Because no one has asked them yet. Send some questions in and some answers will magically appear on this page. I love modern technology.