Buy a home depot power drill and put that son of a gun right up against the side of your head. Squeeze that trigger and let your brains slowly slide out. Thanks for doing the whole world a huge favor.


Send an e-mail comment to the home depot staff. We print every single one out and then use them as toilet paper. It really cuts some good money out of our budget. Thanks home depot shoppers!

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There's no need to pay a professional Bawcock imitator, when you can get helpful, step-by-step Bawcock emulation instructions right here for everything from having a tight fade to speaking so that no human can understand you.

Take a look at the new Home Depot bet related links now available at Home Depot for some great inspirational ideas for your Monkey Brain Sushi.

The Home Depot
Our hero Nightwing was forced to spend 16 hours in this monument to home improvement. He also 'borrowed' the layout that you see right now from this fantastic website.

PeanutButter.com
It must be the best Peanut Butter site on the internet if it has the domain name of peanutbutter.com. Right?

Betty Crocker Frostings
Greg may or might have eaten only Betty Croker brand frostings during his seven days of torture.

The Providence Place Mall
At this mall Nightwing completed the final stage of this endless bet. See if he makes the news section when he gets kicked out by mall security.

Mullets Galore
Nightwing's hair would have looked like this if he didn't make it through the first day at the Home Depot.

Recently the Home Depot Experience has been getting a large amount of attention from around the web. A big thanks goes out to everyone who linked here. This is a list of all of the sites that I have cought linking to the HD Bet thus far. If I missed you, let me know and I will add your site to the list. Rock!

Fark - "One man's quest to stay in a Home Depot store in Rhode Island for 16 hours straight" (a 'spiffy' site)

The MESH DiaWebLog - Even IRC dudes think I'm crazy.

Bloglet - "He spent 16 hours in a Home Depot on a bet. And not only that: he kept a journal"

Spot Light - "A guy stayed in a home depot store for 16hrs for a bet, whilst keeping a near constant diary. Check his weblog here." (HD Bet makes it to the UK!)

Voidstar - "File under bizarre behaviour."

Straight Outta Compton - "Everyone needs to check this guy's journal of his 16 hours in Home Depot. It's hilarious. I laughed out loud several times." (I really enjoyed this guys weblog)

Riley Dog - Posted my link at the witching hour of 5:55 AM. Thats what I'm talking about.

Off On A Tangent - Quality Weblog, but it needs more hot girls.

http://jilly.pitas.com/ - Listed as a popular link as "endurance".

Prentiss Riddle - "Pushing an empty shopping cart around a store can mean very different things"

kingfresh.net/ - "I found a wacky Home Depot weblog. This guy spent 16 hours in HD and chronicled the adventure on his site. This is a brilliant site."

FunJunkie! - "Follow one mans struggle as he tries to stay in the American equivalent of B&Q for two 16 hour days." (Another UK site - score)

Climbing Turtle - Apparent fans of the saftey net.

Lura.net - "With that in mind, go read the (sometimes gross and lewd, but funny) fake weblog." (She thought that the weblog was fake. Boy I wish it was....)

The Sunflower Design - "The Home Depot Bet Two guys, Home Depot, and Fluffernutters."

Keef Log - "Why on Earth would anyone want to spend 16 straight hours in Home Depot? Welcome to the Web folks."

Funktrain - "ever wondered what it would be like to spend two solid days in Home Depot? Me neither, but this is pretty funny." (Great domain name and great design)

Midnight Factory - "Good laugh here: the Home Depot Bet weblog"

Supafamous Media Group - "16 straight hours in a Home Depot." (Yet another one of these weblog fucks with good design skills)

hypnagogica.com - "a weblog of sixteen hours spent in Home Depot to win a bet--for some reason I read every single word"

agnosticllama.com - "the link was too good not to steal it. This has to be the funniest shite I've read on the web in a long ass time. It's pretty long, but worth every minute. By the end you'll want to piss yourself, well maybe not, but it's damn funny."

Thug.net? - "Fear and Loathing In Home Depot - I don't know if this guy's blog is true or not, but it sure is funny." (Nice Post Title!)

memepool.com - When someone tells you they spent sixteen hours in a Home Depot on a bet, don't ask "Why?", ask "What Happened?" (not only is this one of my favorite sites - but they linked me twice!!)

The Shan Monster - "This is the funniest weblog I've ever read: HD Bet Weblog"

Nerd Alert - "I just read the funniest blog ever (next to NerdAlert). I need a gullible friend to do some crazy shit when I get bored. Like a jester or an idiot. Until then I'll just go to Express in the mall and watch peoples reactions as I drool."

Davelog - "Here's a stange tale of two strange guys and an even stranger bet: Greg had to go for a week eating nothing but peanut butter and frosting, and Brian had to spend 16 hours in a Home Depot! Brian's Dad." (The Addition of "Brian's Dad" at the end makes this link...)

Random Drivel "It's engaging like thespark's stinky feet project was in a one-shot kinda way" (I'm really pleased with that quote because I loved the stinky feet project.)

Save the Welsh - "16 HOURS IN A HOME DEPOT: CRAZINESS ENSUES pretty funny weblog about spending 16 hours in a home depot."

3Bruces - "I've been bored, but never this bored, or bored enough to spend 16 hours in a Home Depot!"

Something - "16 hours in a home depot" (this site was really tough to read for some reason)

monoki.net - "Paging: the glassy-eyed young man that's been walking aimlessly around the aisles since 6 a.m., scaring customers and employees alike." Who would have thought that the diary of a man forced to wander around Home Depot for 16 straight hours could be so goddamned hilarious."



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