Appendix II: Facts and Figures

Strange looks: 15
"May I help you": 8
Dogs: 2
MILFs: 6
Mistaken as an employee: 3
Hippies with ugly kids: 2
Advertising errors (in ad, not store): 1
On the job injuries: 1
Clergymen: 1
Cops: 5
Employees climaxing: 1
Near or real cart collisions: 3

Note to readers - I stopped keeping track of these stats when I began to go insane so they are 100% wrong. Just like my mind was after a day in the Home Depot.