Want to test the battery in your household fire alarm? Light the couch on fire. If the alarm sounds then it is functioning correctly, if it doesn't go off that bitch is broken. Buy a new one at the Home Depot because all other stores suck!


Regitser to become an online Home Depot member. Why? Because we will send you some kick ass porn.

TypicalCrap.net : Home : Video Statements

Welcome to The Home Depot Companies video statement pages! You've come to the right place, if you're looking to view a shitty 56K video that adds no insight to the mystery that is the Home Depot! Whatever your aspirations are - from part-time hand-job work to a 40 dollar blow job - The Home Depot Companies offer all the challenge, opportunity, diversity, and growth you're looking for.

Thank you for watching a video with The Home Depot Companies - we'd love to help build your ego through home maintenence… today! (I think I just shit my pants)

Click either of the pics to stream a video statement
by a bet participant in 56K real video

Batman's Statement
Nightwing's Statement


Home | Terms | Inside Info | Poll | Pictures | Links | Message Board | Video Statements: Brian - Greg | Beanut Butter And Frosting Weblog | Home Depot Bet Weblog | Contact

PLEASE DON'T SUE ME

How many Home Depot employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them!