Why am I a worthy challenger for the likes of Typical Carp you ask? Well let me tell you. First off, it is probably obvious to you, the Typical Crap reader, that there is a level of insanity in these challenges that few can even begin to calculate. While I cannot say that I have reached that degree of madness, I must honestly admit that I am on my way. Just being in the presence of the current Typical Crap crew calls for a certain amount of lunacy, and I am surrounded by them daily.

I bet that right now you are saying to yourself "Ok, he's crazy. So what? What separates this jackass from the rest of the psychos walking the streets? Why does he think he's good enough for Typical Crap?" Well, to you I say, "Shut the hell up!" I've got what it takes. I can suffer through most situations with the best of them. Living in home depot, boxing, and pissing in your own car are nothing! I live for depriving myself of things while making me and everyone around me uncomfortable. Perseverance is my middle name. (No, really, it is. That's how messed up I am.) I have confidence that I can take whatever challenges your sick minds can come up with and kick their asses. So bring it on Typical Crap readers - let the insanity commence!

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