1. Full name: Lisa Monet Baer (Maiden Name) Schoeneberger 2. Preferred fake name: Lisa 3. Superhero name: Supermommy 4. Birthdate: June 5th, 1972 5. Birthplace: Santa Monica, California Uberalis 6. Hair color: 6. Whatever I feel like dying it

8. Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: Always, and if I'm in a public bathroom, I use a paper towel to turn off the faucet when I'm done, and to grip the door handle when I leave the bathroom.

9. Favorite flavor: Curry

10. Amount of time you can hold your breath: About 60 seconds. Not bad for someone who used to smoke, eh?

11. If you could lie about your average bowling score to any one celebrity, that celebrity would be: I would just flat out lie about everything to Brad Pit.

12: Favorite professional foosball player: Myself.

13. Most peaceful life experience: Five minutes after I've put my Brak to bed.

14. What kind of soap do you use: Dermalogica

15. Least favorite liquid: Baby Spit-up

16. The state in the continental USA you'd most want people to be residing in while viewing this bio: Anywhere but here.

17. Movie character most aligned with your personality: Queen Elizabeth in Elizabeth

18. Fill in the blank: Brothers by Men's Wearhouse

19: Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing: No band is worth losing my hearing. When you reach your 30's you realize you would like to keep as many of your senses as possible.

20. Age at which you'll start pretending to be senile: What's that? You want me to plant a tree on the banks of the Nile?

21. Age at which you'll really be senile: Thank You.

22. Favorite 3 holidays: Christmas, Halloween, my Birthday.

23. If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick: Soul Calibur

24. Shoe size: 6 ½ - 7, depending on how expensive the shoe is.

25: Favorite type of exercise: Kickboxing!

26. The way you'd like to die: Painlessly and without warning.

27. Least favorite sports team: Detroit Redwings.

28. Best lifestyle improv moment from the last month: Telling my three-year-old cousin she had very nice shoes…"may I wear them?"

29. Favorite place to perform: I suffer from stage fright.

30. Example of a time when your comedy went horribly wrong: The day I asked a girl at the fish store where they kept the guppies with teeth. Long story.

31. At what age did you learn that Santa Clause was a lie? My parents always told me there was no such thing as Santa.

32. Which Back Street Boy is the sexiest? I couldn't tell you who is in the Back Street Boys.

33. What is your least favorite vegetable? Bell Pepper. It tastes like I'm biting into a houseplant.

34. What happened on the worst date you ever went on? My date got arrested.

35. Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not? Nope. My husband has enough for the both of us.

36. Have you ever farted out loud unintentionally in a crowded area? Where, and what happened? Girls don't fart.

37. Have you ever cromited? I plead the fifth.

38. What was your first job? I worked for the Gap at age 14.

39. What was your GPA in High School? 4.0…when I was there.

40. Did you ever date or want to date a cheerleader? I'm straight, so the answer would be no.

41. Have you ever eaten escargot? No.

42. Elvis or Beatles? Beatles

43. Complete this sentence: Your misfortune is our Business.

44. If you could have a piece of furniture upholstered in Contractor Bags, what would it be? My Brak's High Chair, and the floor beneath it.

45. Do you have siblings? Two younger hermanos

46. Which Political Party do you affiliate yourself with? Republican. WHAT!?! Yeah, that's right. Wanna fight?

47. Have you ever voted? Yep. I've only missed one election, and that was because I was near death in the hospital, but that was OK, because my guy won anyways.

48. At what age do you plan to marry? Done at 26.

49. What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you? I became a parent and realized I was totally responsible for another human being.

50. If you could donate one million dollars to a philanthropic society or charity, which would it be? Laura's House. It's a local shelter for abused women and children.

51. What are you going to be for Halloween this year? Marques de Mentoya (sp?) from Dangerous Liaisons.

52. Pepsi or Coke? Diet Pepsi Twist

53. Stolen from Fight Club, but great question: If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight? Benjamin Franklin

54. If it was OK to punch a woman, which female celebrity would you punch in the face? Easy one. Courtney Love.

55. Do you have any pets?Two fish and a 65 year-old tortoise.

56. So far, which challenge has been the most enjoyable? I enjoyed Diuretic Doom because I got to do stuff for it.

57. If you could change the past, what one major world event would you change? September 11th.

58. Do you floss daily? TWICE daily

59. Thrifty or Spend-thrift? Thrifty.

60. Do you sing in the shower? Yes. I hum Requiem by Mozart.

61. Which do you enjoy more, Hockey or Baseball? Ooohhh, sorry Greg. Hockey.

62. If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be? Courtney Love, so I could sabotage my career, and then pay myself 50 grand to off myself.

63. Do you like to cook? Absolutely.

64. Slob or Neat-nik? Obsessive neat-nik

65. What is your favorite breakfast cereal? Kashi Original. Low carbs, high Dietary Fiber.

66. Who do you admire most? Christ.

67. If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them? Chase the person down and give it to them.

68. Who would you rather have clean your front seat after the Diruetic doom...Barbara Streisand or Celine Dion? I'd let them fight over it. Well, Celine, I guess.

69. Is there anything that you're doing right now as you answer these questions that you would like to share with your readers? Yes. I am a really bad typist.

70. When you answered these questions, did you tell the truth? Yes. After all, I'm a mom, so I have to set a good example, right?

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