Recently we here at Typical Crap have been getting some rather 'unique' mail. I figured that I could share it with you in a segment that we just might call "The Typical Crap Mailbag".

First our slow-witted friend "Droopy" sent us the following chalenge submission:

"challenge -- smokin crap
http://www.chopperrecords.com/droopy.html
only for really shitty challenged."

Right on man! We here at typical crap endorse Droopy's lifestyle. If we didn't get high everyday we would never be able to run this mildly successful internet challenge website. If only "Droopy" could learn to write in english and figure out the concept of what a "challenge" is.

Next up our buddy "Badpoodle" threatens us the only way he knows how - high pitched barking via e-mail.

"i quote from diuretic doom
"Poodles aren't allowed. Poodles can be fed to any of the seven dogs at any time."

be wary. if i find you, i will eat you from the ankles up.

i am
badpoodle

http://badpoodle.com "

I must admit that when I read that e-mail I was kinda freaked out. Things only got worse when I visited his/her website. Truly disturbing - and as you should already know it takes quite a lot to disturb me. I would like to take this oppurtunity to appoligise to "Badpoodle". We here at Typical Crap promise to never mock rats... I mean poodles, in any further challenges.

Our final letter comes from a bag filled with donuts that goes by the alias of "Joe". If only Mr. King could figure out what his challenge submission means..

"name -- Joe Bag Ah Donuts
challenge -- Stick yer head up yer ass and roll yer ass in ah storm drain. "

The Typical Crap Crew would love to take on this genius challenge, the only problem is that we have no idea what the goal is. When we tested it out we found that Greg can easily fit his entire head up his ass, but sadly none of us could fit in a storm drain. Joe if you could modify the challenge slightly (and translate into english if you have some extra time) we could love to give this one another shot.

Thats all we have in the mail sack (sack! [boy do I ever love that]) for today. If you guys keep the nonsense flowing over to challenges@typicalcrap.net we could easily make this a regular feature. You make Typical Crap what it is - we just shovel that crap back into your faces every now and then.