1. Full name: Ralph Andreas Supper III 2. Preferred fake name: Ralphy3 3. Superhero name: Aquaman 4. Birthdate: December 26 5. Birthplace: Chicago, IL 6. Hair color: Blonde

8. Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: Why would I?

9. Favorite flavor: Happiness

10. Amount of time you can hold your breath: 1 min 37 secs

11. If you could lie about your average bowling score to any one celebrity, that celebrity would be: Phil Hartman

12: Favorite professional foosball player: Dexter

13. Most peaceful life experience: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hanging free

14. What kind of soap do you use: Mountain Spring Dial

15. Least favorite liquid: Botox

16. The state in the continental USA you'd most want people to be residing in while viewing this bio: insanity

17. Movie character most aligned with your personality: Tigger

18. Fill in the blank: Brothers by sexual

19: Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing: MFC, TMBG, Guster

20. Age at which you'll start pretending to be senile: yesterday

21. Age at which you'll really be senile: 25

22. Favorite 3 holidays: Rotary Day, Canadian Boxing Day, Holyday

23. If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick: Time Crisis II: Arcade

24. Shoe size: 11

25: Favorite type of exercise: The Jelq

26. The way you'd like to die: Having sex

27. Least favorite sports team: Hendricken Hawks Volleyball

28. Best lifestyle improv moment from the last month: Plane ride to GA

29. Favorite place to perform: my bedroom

30. Example of a time when your comedy went horribly wrong: Ryan Sloan

31. At what age did you learn that Santa Clause was a lie? Thanks a lot, JERK!

32. Which Back Street Boy is the sexiest? Lance Bass

33. What is your least favorite vegetable?

34. What happened on the worst date you ever went on? The girl dove from the car before it stopped moving when I went to drop her off at her house so she could get away from me

35. Do you have a tattoo? Not yet If so, of what? the letter "R" on the bottom of my right foot

36. Have you ever farted out loud unintentionally in a crowded area? Where, and what happened? Nope

37. Have you ever cromited? Oh God yeah! Food poisoning at my girlfriend's house

38. What was your first job? Camp Counselor

39. What was your GPA in High School? 3.89

40. Did you ever date or want to date a cheerleader? yuperoo

41. Have you ever eaten escargot? noperoo

42. Elvis or Beatles? They both taste gross

43. Complete this sentence: Your misfortune is our presence.

44. If you could have a piece of furniture upholstered in Contractor Bags, what would it be?

45. Do you have siblings? He's an albino

46. Which Political Party do you affiliate yourself with? Tau Kappa Epsilon

47. Have you ever voted? everyday

48. At what age do you plan to marry? when I'm ready

49. What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?

50. If you could donate one million dollars to a philanthropic society or charity, which would it be? Camp Calumet Lutheran

51. What are you going to be for Halloween this year? Boba Fett

52. Pepsi or Coke? Generation Pepsi

53. Stolen from Fight Club, but great question: If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight? Stonewall Jackson

54. If it was OK to punch a woman, which female celebrity would you punch in the face? Molly Shannon

55. Do you have any pets? I wish

56. So far, which challenge has been the most enjoyable? Boxing

57. If you could change the past, what one major world event would you change?

58. Do you floss daily? No way, too much effort

59. Thrifty or Spend-thrift?

60. Do you sing in the shower? Non-stop

61. Which do you enjoy more, Hockey or Baseball? Baseball

62. If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be? Me, but famouser

63. Do you like to cook? Love it

64. Slob or Neat-nik? Betweenski

65. What is your favorite breakfast cereal? Life

66. Who do you admire most? Jesus

67. If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them? I'd definately tell them

68. Who would you rather have clean your front seat after the Diruetic doom...Barbara Streisand or Celine Dion? Celine Dion (she's Canadian)

69. Is there anything that you're doing right now as you answer these questions that you would like to share with your readers? scratching, where I will NOT share, that is not a public affair, and yet I do not care

70. When you answered these questions, did you tell the truth? Close enough

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