December 31st at the Typical Crap headquarters there is going to be a bangin' New Years Eve party. I'm going to spiff myself up all pretty like and cruise around my houseparty looking as cute and available as possible (which shouldn't be mush of a stretch). I will not go out of my way to pick up any girls. Instead I will just hang out and wait for them to come to come oh so desperately over to me. When the time is right I shall engage in some conversation, and get my lovely victim to to ask for my phone number. Instead of my number, I will provide 617-796-8562 (if you want to know why, just call that number and you'll understand). If I can hook one lovely lady with the hotline number than I esacpe my punishment. Aftter that I'm going for points, attempting to beat my best time and so on. In true Typical Crap fashion I will secretly journal my evening on a voice recorder. That way the whole world can hear as I get drunker, and more most likely more blatantly obvious of my true intent.

This time around the punishment is something I like to call 'perpetual new year'. If I get someone to go for the hotline number before the ball drops then I escape scott free. If I achieve my goal after midnight then my punishment is 'perpetual new year-lite'. I will celebrate the New Year (countdown and everything) on the last day of each month for the entire year of 2003. My fate is far worse if I fail completely and never sucker anyone into taking the hotline number. I will be forced to celebrate New Years every night for all of 2003. You read that right - all 365 days. I'm not very good with the ladies so this is quite a large sum that I am putting on the line here.

The best part of it all is that anyone in the world can join in on this challange at their own New Years party. All you need is a rejection hotline number near you, a mean streak, and a dream. Following the punishment is not necessary - I'm only looking for the Typical Crap worthy stories. Drop me a line to let me know that you want in - I will take care of the rest. I don't see why we can't have all 50 states represented.