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06/27/2002 Entry: "The Poo-keepsie Challenge"

The Poo-keepsie Challenge

You have from dawn to dusk to complete this task. You must collect one hundred (100) dog turds from public areas or residential front lawns (no back yards). You must scoop it up with a pooper scooper and place it in your sack which is boldly labeled “DOG POOP”. You will be wearing a Santa suit and you’ll sling the bag of doo-doo oever your shoulder. Every time you find a turd, you’ll yell, “Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Once you’ve collected all to poo, you must bring the bag of poo-poo to City Hall and have a photograph taken of you in front of the building.

Punishment:
If either of you fail, you must hide behind the curtain of a projection screen at your local movie theatre wearing noting but a g-string. When the curtain comes up, you must do a silly dance and then run out of the theatre. If you have any questions about how to do this without getting caught, let me know because my brother was dared to do this and he got away with it.

- Submitted By Lisa