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06/27/2002 Entry: "Three Man Goose Shit Challenge"

This will be your toughest, most dangerous challenge ever.

Your challenge is threefold. Each of you must choose one part of the challenge to complete. Who does which part is up to you:

1) One of you must infiltrate the naval base in Newport, RI at night. You will then proceed to fill a paper grocery bag full of goose shit you will find all over the parking lots and roads.

2) One of you will complete one date with the girl of your choice, picking her up and dropping her off in the car of your choice, with the paper bag of goose shit in the backseat of said car. The girl must not know about the challenge or discover the bag of goose shit.

3) One of you must dispose of the bag of goose shit on the doorstep of your choice and ring the doorbell. The housefold must not be aware of the challenge or prepared in any way for an excruciating amount of goose shit to appear on their doorstep. You must obtain at least one photograh of the person answering the door examining the bag of goose shit.

Good luck.

- Submitted by 'SA Command'