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06/27/2002 Entry: "An All Day Wal-Mart Adventure"

An all day adventure...

First, go and buy a mullet wig, an ac/dc shirt, flip flops, and acid washed jeans. While wearing the designated outifit,drive around for as long as one full tank of gas will last you, TRYING to catch red lights. At every red light you catch you turn up the music and get out and dance( either booty dance or disco or just hump the car). Only dance for about 10-20 seconds jump back in and act like nothing happened. Next take a little trip on over to a store such as Wal-mart and perform a few stunts.

1.) (this involves two people)One person runs around chasing another while screaming "catch him! catch him!" and shooting *the other person* with water guns and occasionally tripping over your own feet.

2.) Whenever you hear people talking throw yourself on the floor and scream "I don't like the noise mommy! I don't like the noise!!"

3.) Ask an employee in the automotive department for 710 (for those who don't know 710 is the word "OIL" spelled upside down) and just see if they can help you. When they don't understand, write it down for them on a sheet of paper and see if they know what you're talking about then, if they try to tell you it's oil, deny it like crazy and run away screaming.

4.) Okay now this involves the parking lot. Ride around with the windows down)the parking lot and ride by as many people as possible. Right after you pass the person scream as loud as you can "HELP ME!! Oh GOD HELP ME!!!" OR make really strange faces at people to see their reactions.

After or during each stunt take pictures of everyone's reactions.

- Submitted by Tiffany