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06/27/2002 Entry: "Kool Aid Malt Liquor Street Team"

The Basics: Each of you go to a different grocery store, dressed as the Kool
Aid man.
(AKA: The large, walking, talking red pitcher who's known to spout, "Oh
yeah!")
Stand in front of said grocery stores as the Kool Aid man, trying to get kids
and their parents to sign petitions to bring "Kool Aid Malt Liquor" to the
public. Whoever gets the most signatures, before being arrested or asked to
leave the store, wins.

The "How to's" of it: All that's needed to become Kool Aid man (Not that I've
ever done it myself...) are:
1)Red and black body paint
2)3 large plastic pitchers; 1 for each of you. Preferably red, but they can
be painted as well.
3)Red long-john pants, or tights.
4)A saw.
Now, it's required that you paint your entire body (minus your face) from
the waist up, red (just wearing a red long-sleeve shirt won't cut it). Your
"Kool Aid" face is created by the pitcher.
To make the face, all you have to do is cut out the bottom of the pitcher,
and whichever side will be the back, so that it'll fit over your face. A
simple saw should do the trick.
Now, simply paint the Kool Aid man's patented smiley face onto the pitcher
with the black paint. Voila! Kool Aid men are born.
So yeah, dress up like Kool Aid man, while pitching alcoholic Kool Aid.
But if that doesn't work, you could always just do your grocery shopping as
Kool Aid man, dropping packets of Kool Aid into people's carts while
proclaiming "Oh yeah."
Kool Aid man brought Kool Aid to the children, now you can too.

- Submitted by Nick BZ Level 2