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07/03/2002 Entry: "Rejection Hotline"

OK, here's a non-discriminatory, yet very penile thing to do to a girl. All three of you should spiff yourselves up and go to a bar that is known for being a meat market and don't deliberately pick up on any girls. Just all three of you sit in a row at the bar looking cute and available and wait for them to come to you. Engage in some conversation, and get her to ask for your phone number. Give her 310-495-5412. The first one of you to give a girl that number wins, and if you want to know why, just call that number and you'll understand why you've won. It's a Los Angeles area code, but it won't cost you any more than a buck to call it.

- Submitted by Lisa