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07/03/2002 Entry: "May The Gayest Man Win"

OK, so this bet will settle the whole "who gets what room" thing
for the house the typical crappers will be moving into. On the first night in
the house, all three of you sleep in the biggest room, in the same bed. Whose
bed it will be up to you, but the smaller the bed, the more respect you'll
get. So you all sleep in the same bed every night, until homophobia takes
over and two people drop out. Last man sleeping, gets the big room.

Now you'll have to set up some sort of minimum sleeping schedule. Someone
can't stay up watching TV late and fall asleep on the couch, or spend the
night in some crack whore's bed. You all have to be in bed by a certain time,
and you all have to stay there until a certain time in the morning. It should
be at least five hours of snuggling a night.

No pushing people out of the bed allowed. And if someone should fall off the
bed in their sleep, they should get right back in. Maybe you should cover the
floor in King Cobra snakes to make sure no one spends a night on the floor.

Sleepwear should also be decided by you. I'd say you'll all at least need to
have shorts on, since part of the challenge lies in the feel of having another
mans legs entangled with your own. Also, assflap pajamas are a plus.

And you should probably all shower before you get into bed. And brush your
teeth. Stinking others out of the bed is not allowed.

And maybe give Ralph dibs on which spot he wants in the bed. He's a fighter,
not a lover.

So that's it. Good luck, and may the gayest man win

- Submitted By Steve

Replies: 3 comments

If any one of you think you can spend at least ten minutes in bed with me...you will soon know why they call me the beef......

Posted by John "The Beef" B @ 07/08/2002 01:10 PM EST

If any one of you think you can spend at least ten minutes in bed with me...you will soon know why they call me the beef......

Posted by John "The Beef" B @ 07/08/2002 01:10 PM EST

Steve, that's a funny one. Just tell Ralph that the night he gets the enema, it would probably be wise for him to sleep on the end instead of the middle.

Posted by Lisa @ 07/03/2002 11:56 AM EST