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07/05/2002 Entry: "Speed Weight Loss/Gain"

I propose an eating challenge, the three competitors shall have an eating contest ( food of their choice ) the contest will begin with each competitor weighing in before hand. The eating shall not end untill each competitor has ingested 5 pounds of food+drink. Periodic weighing is allowed to see how far along each competitor has gotten and how much more they must eat.The next part of the challenge is too see which competitor can then lose this 5 pounds the fastest. You may use any means to do this except that of vomiting, in the case of an accidental vomit that compititor must mop his vomit into a bucket of choice and weigh this bucket and then procede to comsume this vomit weight in food and or drink. An added challenge to this challenge, after every half hour that each competitor has not reached his weight goal they must drink a full 20 oz bottle of water. Thus to ensure proper hydration and also that fun sloshy feeling of being full and then drinking too much of anything. The winner of this challenge will be determined by total time from start of eating till the very last weigh in in which they have gotten back to original weight, thus this challenge is not biased to whomever can eat the fastest or whomever can skinnify themselves the fastest. When a competitor has reached his weight goal the other two competitors shall each have another weigh in. The next procedure will be for them each to flip a coin simultaniously, any coin flipped heads side will result in that competitor's new goal to gain 1/2 a pound from there current weight. Any coin flipped tails will result in that competitor having to lose 1/2 a pound from their current weight. And in the event of a coin landing on the ground perfectly on its side that competitor will be disqualified and forced to a full body shaving in which hair will be donated to the winner and used in any manner of his choice. Thank you

- Submitted by Kurt (QuikSlvr36@aol.com)

Replies: 2 comments

Sounds an awful lot like the www.thespark.com great weight gain challenge.

Jesse

Posted by Jesse @ 07/07/2002 03:46 AM EST

"That's a great idea!" says me

Posted by Nick @ 07/05/2002 09:31 PM EST